Have Any Of You Personified Your Cars When You Were Little?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 01/07/2015 at 23:17 • Filed to: None

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I sure have.

Especially when our family cars were a 2000 Honda Odyssey, a 1986 Toyota Celica, and a 1995 Lexus LX450. I used to have them racing each other around ovals accompanied to Iranian music which my parents had playing in the cars a lot.

I even remember their personalities. The Odyssey was the badass of the trio, the Celica was the Odyssey's sidekick, and the Lexus was the derpy newcomer who ate crackers (Don't ask).

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheHondaBro 01/07/2015 at 23:23

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Not really, I have imagined what my 4Runner would say to me if it could talk. It would be along the lines of "Not again you fucking moron, just because I can, doesn't mean I want to! FUCK Y...argghh!" as I cross something sort of deep.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 01/07/2015 at 23:24

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My dad's Scout II

TheHondaBro > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/07/2015 at 23:25

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Interesting. I think my car would say something like "Ooh yes, oh my god YES! YES YES YES!!" or whatever Meg Ryan said in that one movie.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheHondaBro 01/07/2015 at 23:28

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That would be mine most of the time I play with it, but occasionally I have to help others whose Jeep just told their owners to fuck off, they won't go any farther. It's a selfish bastard, it doesn't like helping others.